At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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