the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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