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  I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches

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• (631): View more from New York

  saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.

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• (415): View more from California

  how hairy? two words: wookie tits

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.

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• (650): View more from California

  I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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• (516): View more from New York

  making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat

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• (631): View more from New York

  You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.

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