Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
