Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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