Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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