problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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