Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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