i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
