Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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