peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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