I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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