So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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