just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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