Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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