It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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