Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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