Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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