belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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