you would pick up someone in the library
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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