I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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