its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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