sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
