I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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