'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I touched a dick in church today
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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