i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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