Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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