yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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