thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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