So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Randomize
