I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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