If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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