great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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