My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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