No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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