Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD