why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.