So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight