Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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