My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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