In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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