she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Randomize
