i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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