Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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