is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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