i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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