worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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