i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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