Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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