I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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