Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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