last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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