My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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