i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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