Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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