i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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